Friday, December 28, 2007

I don't know why I do it to

I usually leave work in time to catch the last 1/2 hour of the Garey Forster and Anthony Patton show on Does anyone else think these jokers are EXACTLY like the radio hosts from the Simpsons? There is no time for any useful dialog because they are too busy laughing at their own jokes and playing "wacky" sound clips. I really wonder if either of these fucking people have a brain.

But for some inexplicable reasons I keep tuning them in, just too see how retarded it will get. Almost every day is a new low for them, and it's kind of fun to listen to the train wreck. I have to imagine that the producers are scrambling for a new show.

Couhig is also a retard, but I'm not in my car early enough for him to inflict damage on my life. I did hear him one time try to explain the sub-prime problem and it was hilarious to hear how absolutley wrong his explanation was...inconcievable!

The best part about was their commercial about how they are "The Real New Orleans" and had "No Gimmicks"...look fuckwits if you put a fucking dot com after the name of your RADIO station you have a gimmick, if you allow your PM drivetime hosts to fill half their airtime with pre-recorded comments you have a gimmick, and finally if you say you have "no gimmicks" you have a gimmick...fuck you.

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

"Our Mayor" may be stupid, but you are fucking moron

Ahhhh...what would we do with out the wit and charm of James Gill. You know the guy that looks like a drunk Santa ready to molest some kids in his online photo (not that I have any proof that he is a drunk, or molest kids, or even is a Santa for that matter).

That fuckwit just wasted over 1000 words based on a misquote from "Our Mayor". "Our Mayor" has said many unbelievably stupid things over the past several years, but now it seems when the editorial staff at the Times-Pic doesn't have anything to write about, they just make up a quote. (The funny part is that almost everyone will believe it, because "Our Mayor" has said so many stupid things.)

Here is fuckjobs article where he ponders what the mayor could ever mean by What we have here, he explained, is "a no-win win situation." Notice the strangely placed quotes.

Here is the wwl article, that doesn't selectively quote the comments, and says, “It's a tough decision because there is no win-win here,” Nagin said. “Regardless of what they decide, which I've had many of these types of decisions, somebody's going to be upset."

In the immortal words of James Gill, "So we will still be left wondering which side has the facts right...", yes, apparantly we will, and after all isn't that the point of media?

Maybe time for you to retire dickhead?

BTW, this is not meant as a defense of "Our Mayor", I just believe that for once in his tenure he took the correct side of this argument and doesn't deserve to have a fuckjob like James Gill take him to task on a misquote.

Thursday, December 13, 2007


The most shocking part of the Mitchell report is the fact that it was funded by the taxpayers. We need to make sure this douchbag never gets elected to another office. Regardless of whatever issue you believe is important (war in Iraq, waterboarding, New Orleans, taxes, etc.) every single fucking one of them is more important than investigating baseball players.

The only fucking people that care about the Mitchell report are shitbag reporters that want an easy story. I would love for the media to just disregard this story, make it a non-fucking-event, but alas CNBC has been talking about it for the last 2 hours so I guess that's not going to happen.

Misguided Anger

I wonder if he is having a bad day?

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

For your consideration

If a winner has not yet been declared, I would like to offer these up for your consideration. Here they are in all thier gag inducing splendor:

Monday, December 10, 2007

I'm pissed that I have become a pussy

I was watching the Saint's game tonight, and the owner of the Falcons was talking about Michael Vick returning to the NFL. His comment was something along the lines of, "depends on if he stays healthy and eats well, if he eats a bunch of fried chicken..." My immediate reaction was, "that's racist". But it's not, I have just been conditioned by living in this city to think that whenever a white guy mentions anyone eating fried chicken that it is somehow a cut on black people...and that pisses me off.

Apparently, I just love me some stories about testicles

Guy invents a new cup (no not that kind, the other kind). Calls it Nutty Buddy. Proceeds to stand infront of pictching machine to show how well it works. Slow-mo replay is best.


Wow, just wow...

You know who else burned condos